Cheesy Status Lines

* Behind every successful man there is a great woman
and behind every great woman there is a smart guy staring at her
butt.

* If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

* Opinion is like an ass hole, everyone has one.

* Avoid rape - say yes.

* A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress.

* The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

* Thou shalt not commit adultery...unless in the mood.

* The best thing about masturbation is that you don't have to talk
afterwards.

* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.

* Assassins do it from behind.

* Chess players mate better.

* Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.

* Good girls spit, Bad girls swallow, Naughty girls gargle.

* Excuses are like asses everyone's got em and they all stink.

* Squirrel who runs up woman's leg do not find nuts.

* If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.

* Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage. Marriage is the
price men have to pay for sex.

* When I was born, I got a choice- A big dick or a good memory. I
am not able to remember, what did I choose.

* Never assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me".

* Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.

* My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex,she objects.

* Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".

* If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.

* Her kisses left something to be desired - the rest of her.

* Good girls go to heaven...but bad girls go EVERYWHERE!!.

* Sex is an emotion in motion.

* For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.

* There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -
don't and stop, unless they are used together.

* Anatomy is something everybody's got, but sure looks better on a
woman.

* The difference between a husband and a lover is the difference
between day and night.

* If he won't wear a condom, staple his willy at the end. That'll
make him think. Sorta....

* I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have had
nothing to play with.

* Love without sex is like cooking without eating, but be careful
because sex without condom is like driving a car without breaks!.

* I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love
you in bed.

* The most enjoyable form of sex education is the braille method.

* Prostitution is a hole sale business.

* Lets all be considerate towards animal and let all the cocks
meet the pussies of their choice.


Cheers
Nitin Rajan

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Be Clear Why You're Here

Have you ever thought that maybe - just maybe - you're here on this planet for a much larger purpose than the role you're fulfilling now?
 
Have you ever really discovered what your unique purpose is? Or thought about what career counselors call your 'right livelihood'?
 
Successful people take the time to understand their life's mission and to determine what they're
here to do. They then pursue that role with passion and enthusiasm.
 
 
1.) List two of your unique personal qualities such as 'enthusiasm' and 'creativity.'
 
2.) List one or two ways you enjoy expressing those qualities when interacting with others, such as 'to support' and 'to inspire.'
 
3.) Assume the world is perfect. Describe it as you see it -
what are people doing, how are they interacting, what does it feel like?
 
4.) Combine your three answers above into a single statement such as:
'My purpose is to use my creativity and enthusiasm to support and inspire others to freely express their talents in a harmonious and loving way.'
 
Just use words that are important and inspiring to you in describing what you believe is your unique role in the Universe.
 
This exercise will be important in completing many future Mentorship modules.

Cheers
Nitin Rajan

TAKE 100% RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR LIFE

As human beings, we often believe we don't have enough money, romance, success or joy in our lives. But what we need to understand is that greatness exists in all of us. It's simply a matter of pulling that greatness out of ourselves and using it to get us from where we are now...to where we want to be.
 
While many people believe they are entitled to live a great life, top achievers we've met over the years know they must take 100% responsibility for achieving the lifestyle, relationships, financial freedom and opportunities they experience in their lives.
 
This isn't always easy. But one way to start taking more responsibility is to begin responding differently to the events that occur in your life.

Always remember this formula:
 
---->>> E + R = O
 
Event + Response = Outcome. That's right...you can actually change the outcomes in your life - and get better ones - simply by responding differently to challenges and opportunities that occur.
 
 
Taking 100% responsibility is what successful people do. And it's the first step YOU must take on your new Success Principles journey.


Cheers
Nitin Rajan

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