Cheesy Status Lines

* Behind every successful man there is a great woman
and behind every great woman there is a smart guy staring at her
butt.

* If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

* Opinion is like an ass hole, everyone has one.

* Avoid rape - say yes.

* A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress.

* The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

* Thou shalt not commit adultery...unless in the mood.

* The best thing about masturbation is that you don't have to talk
afterwards.

* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.

* Assassins do it from behind.

* Chess players mate better.

* Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.

* Good girls spit, Bad girls swallow, Naughty girls gargle.

* Excuses are like asses everyone's got em and they all stink.

* Squirrel who runs up woman's leg do not find nuts.

* If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.

* Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage. Marriage is the
price men have to pay for sex.

* When I was born, I got a choice- A big dick or a good memory. I
am not able to remember, what did I choose.

* Never assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me".

* Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.

* My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex,she objects.

* Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".

* If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.

* Her kisses left something to be desired - the rest of her.

* Good girls go to heaven...but bad girls go EVERYWHERE!!.

* Sex is an emotion in motion.

* For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.

* There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -
don't and stop, unless they are used together.

* Anatomy is something everybody's got, but sure looks better on a
woman.

* The difference between a husband and a lover is the difference
between day and night.

* If he won't wear a condom, staple his willy at the end. That'll
make him think. Sorta....

* I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have had
nothing to play with.

* Love without sex is like cooking without eating, but be careful
because sex without condom is like driving a car without breaks!.

* I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love
you in bed.

* The most enjoyable form of sex education is the braille method.

* Prostitution is a hole sale business.

* Lets all be considerate towards animal and let all the cocks
meet the pussies of their choice.


Cheers
Nitin Rajan

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